Same rules as the Nezark thread, You can post another reason after someone else has if you have posted one before. Be creative and have fun.
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Remember, this isn't for serious responses, put those on the bug forum: https://www.kreatious.net/viewforum.php?f=48
I'll Start us off
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Zerg needs to fix world hunger.