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Guess who's making a tasty cake ? Me! Mmmmmhhh... Mmhhhh.... Ohhhh.... Smells good. I'm just going to leave it here for some reason. Attracted by my cake's wonderful smell, you eat it. BUT, that cake had something inside... Potion of harm . Too late! It's inside you, it's slowly destroying you from the inside! You are dying...dying...dying... After this had happenned, i take the cookie from your dead body (and eat a bit of rotten flesh). My cookie! My cookie!My cookie!

while fluffy is stabbing that guy in the face, i steal your cookie

MAH COOKIE!

I point out that Follet practically copied my idea of a post, and while you guys are checking it out, I (Insert long death scene, and pointless details) get the cookie while you are looking!
HEHEHEH MAH COOKIE FOR THE WINZ FOOREVERZ!

I shoot sonic in the face with a paintball. Which means it's... MY COOKIE.

I punch you in... delicate parts...

My cookie

While you punch Him I jump out of a helicopter above you parachute down and shoot you both 5 times (Yes the gun is real)then I take the cookie.MY COOKIE!

I Falcon Punch you in the face when you jumped out of the helicopter. MY COOKIE.

My cookie

I before the punch hits me pull out a switch blade and then dodge your puch and stab you in the back then i do what i did before and take the cookie finally i eat the cookie and shoot myself in the head.Meaning you cant take the cookie cause im dead.So ItsMY COOKIE FOR ETERNITY!!!

I go back in time to right before you eat the cookie, and steal it.
It's MY cookie now.